Barnes and Noble Astor Place is closing, Steve just told me. You can check out the story here. And Cody’s is closing too. So basically, I go to a place, I read there, and then it closes. So what I’m trying to say is, I’ll be reading at every American Apparel in the city now. So if you want a gold leotard and some leggings, you’ll have to go elsewhere. But first you’ll need to build a time machine to go back to the 80s.

In other news, I would be your BFF 4-eva if you write a review for me on Amazon or Barnes and Noble. You can write many things like “Choi is such a master wordsmith, you’d think she invented the English language herself” or “I laughed so hard I peed a little” or “1 cup of butter, 1 cup of flour, 1/2 tsp baking soda, 1 tsp baking powder, 1.5 cup oatmeal, 1/2 cup raisins”. See? So easy, the review practically writes itself.

Here’s a link to review on Amazon and here’s one for Barnes and Noble. BN has a bad review up there, from Kirkus, who for the record, doesn’t like anything and one might say that they did not “get the book.” But anyway, they are entitled to their opinion, even though their opinion is full of the stuff that comes out the backend of a mule if you know what I mean, and I think you do (hint: not the tail). Ha ha ha!

San Francisco is treating me well. My friend just got a spinach, kale, parsley, mint, ginger, lime, apple, celery juice. No kidding. It looked like pond scum. Or like a smoothie made from a lawn.

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