I am one degree away from Bill Clinton.
If you go to Barnes and Noble or any other bookseller, you will be able to find my book and in addition purchase the book. You may want to purchase several books, one for you, one for a friend, and one just to look at lovingly and perhaps use it as a coaster and/or trivet. So many uses for my book. Wallpaper, wrapping paper, projectile, something to use for dog poop, bird cage liner (note: I dislike birds severely unless they are birds that eat other birds), napkins. I mean it’s endless. Hrm, perhaps you should buy four.
I am on the shelf next to Bill Clinton. This makes me and Bill neighbors. I will invite him over for tea and cookies later, but I shall keep my intern away from him. Ha ha ha I don’t have an intern, psyyyyych! I am also under Winston Churchill and near Augusten Burroughs. Please let me know who else I am near.
Actually, you are right next to Sir Winston Churchill. And further down the row is Clinton. Churchill only had his spines showing, so basically you are more important than Churchill.